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Sometimes I meet people that really stick out in my mind, you know? Some are really influential, some are really funny, some just have that personality that is so crazy and fun that I can't help but remember them.
And some are just really fucking creepy. Obviously, we're talking about the latter here.
I invite you to read the conversation that took place between me and one of those sneakily creepy men - you know the ones I'm talking about. They don't look all that creepy, they don't say a lot of creepy things - but when they pull out the creepiness, it almost knocks you over.
Creepy Man: I'm moving here to be with my girlfriend.
Me: That's great. I'm sure you guys will be very happy.
CM: She's as into this stuff as I am *gestures to book in hand*
Me: *Thinking it's anime or some weird comic that I don't understand and don't care to* Well that's even better!
CM: Yeah. She does the tying, I do the reading.
Me: Oh, cool! (I wasn't really paying attention to the conversation at this point, obviously).
CM: You should come out some time.
Me: Wait...what? Come out to what? What are we talking about?
CM: I guess you could say it's a sort of...sensual bondage.
Me: OH WOW REALLY EH THAT'S AWESOME! *High pitched and yelling*
CM: I guess it depends on what you're into, though...
Me: Uh. Well. You know what, as long as you found someone who's as into it as you are then that's all that matters, right? Hahahaha! (This is me trying to act like I wasn't completely fucking terrified).
CM: Oh, there's more than just us. It's a whole community!
Me: Alright sir you have a great day okay?! Hahahahahaha ok bye bye then! Bye!
So. That happened. I obviously handled it exceptionally well. Because I'm very mature, you see.
Oh, and the book? I glanced at it a bit more thoroughly. It was a cartoon woman on her knees with her arms tied behind her back.
Love,
M
