Maybe This Time I'll Learn My Lesson

On Sunday, after looking through pictures that SM and I took on our day of activities on Saturday (which involved trying to try on Tiffany's diamonds - everyone knew we didn't belong there and did not speak to us - and doings shots at a bar at 4pm, where we felt much more among our own people), I decided that my forehead was really high.

I did not like that. So I decided to take matters into my own hands.

I'm not so great with money management (read: I suck at it) and I always spend money on things I don't need, and I don't spend money on things that would make sense. For example: I will buy a Lululemon headband for $20, but I will not shell out the same amount to go to the hairdresser to cut my bangs (probably because I bought the God damn headband). Do you know what this means? It means that I used nail scissors to cut off my own hair in a very noticeable way. The bangs are at the front of my head (obviously). They are not inconspicuous. Bangs are not meant to be. They are also not meant to be cut by anyone other than a professional with anything other than actual hair cutting scissors.

I didn't care. I chopped 'em off (this is not the first time - seriously, I do not learn my lessons). They were more noticeable than I intended. Maybe I wasn't expecting short strands of hair that hang on my effing face to be so prominent.

I left them, thinking that I would revisit them after my shower when my hair was wet to make sure they were straight. They weren't. So I cut them again, while wet. Did you know that wet hair appears longer than dry hair? I now have bangs that, to me, look something like this:



She just happened to be black. This was not intentional.



I think this is probably more prominent than my actual bangs look, but I kind of feel like this is what I look like.

I also hate my new bangs. I should have learned from SM, who also cut her own bangs, and who I laughed at for doing so, that bangs are not always the best choice. I now cannot see everytime I put my head down.

Does anyone know how to make hair grow several inches in approximately 1 day?

Love,

M