Texts From Last Night - The Message You Should Have Never Sent

My favourite site on all of the Internet is textsfromlastnight.com. I will give you the top five reasons why in this post. You are welcome.

5) They make me laugh. Out loud. Mostly in awkward places. I'm pretty sure that I should stop reading them when I'm at work, if not for the fact that I burst out laughing, then for the fact that I should probably be working. At work.

4) (I think I should have actually thought about 5 actual reasons that aren't different variations of "it's funny", because now I'm having trouble with this list). I can relate to the awkward texts that are sent to the people that you really shouldn't be talking to. Kind of like on Whitney, when her friend says she drunk dialled her ex-husband saying she hated him and still has sex dreams about him. Been there. It really is confusing for all involved. Including my friends who I cry to about it.

3) I am so thankful that I am not half of those people. As funny as they are, as much as I sometimes wish I could be as witty as they are or get as many guys as those chicks do, I do not want to be the girl who has to send someone a text of "I didn't get this from the chlamydia fairy. You should get tested." Because as much as I like to make people laugh...that's not how I want to do it.

2) I wish I was friends with half of those people (the other half, clearly). Most of the texts seem to be from people that are in University, and because I didn't have the University experience like most people have, I like to live vicariously through them. They just all seem to have so much fun. I want to go back just to party with all of them. Like, someone that writes "What a dumb baby whore" has GOT to be a fun person.

1) Half of those people (huh...I think I need to work on my math skills...) could BE me. Not the sluts, obviously. Or the drug addicts. But the one who sent "Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people" is totally my twin. Actually, the amount of quotes from that site that I send to my friends - okay, to JL and Rio - because they are so much like us is shocking. And do you know why? Because my friends and I are AWESOME.

Initially I had written down the top ten things I like about the site, but I ran out of ideas after the first one I wrote. By the way - the however many minutes of your life that you spent reading this? You're never getting it back. Sorry.

Love,

Bella