The Case of The Wayward Underwear

All the pictures I found of underwear were a little too risque for what I want to convey...

My mom changed the sheets on the bed in their spare bedroom and found a pair of leopard print panties in the sheets. She set out to find the owner of this garment...

 

Mom: Malory, are these yours?

 

Me: No, maybe they're K's.

 

M: They're not hers.

 

Dad [to Mom]: I think they're yours.

 

M: That's gross. Also they are so not yours, Mom. Wishful thinking.

 

Mom: Wishful thinking?! I'll show you! [Puts underwear on OVER her pants.] See?! [Struts around the kitchen.]

 

M: Sweet Jesus.

 

Mom: Who could they belong to?!

 

Dad: They're mine.

 

This is why I love my family.

 

Love,

 

M