We're Coming to a Television Screen Near You

(I couldn't find a picture of two girls and a guy at a sleepover. Probably because that never seems to happen without...well, you know. Well it DOES, Google Images.)

The following conversation occurred between SM, Rio, and me after a night of drinking. We had a full out sleepover, with the three of us lying on different makeshift beds on my living room floor.

SM: “We could have our own sitcom, we’re so funny.”

Me: “We totally could. Let’s make it happen. We have to know who would play us, though.”

SM: “Paul Rudd would be him, obviously.”

Me: “Obviously.”

Rio: “I’m okay with that.”

*Begin talking about something unrelated as we apparently got bored with the situation*

Rio: “Okay, but who would play you guys?”

*Thinking about it lasts two seconds before we get on something else*

Rio: “No! Guys! Listen! We have to decide this.”

SM: “Wow, okay. Who would I be? Can I be Zooey Deschanel?”

Rio: “Does her personality work?”

Me: “It’s not about personality – it’ll be OUR personalities, we just need people to look like us. Zooey would totally work.”

Rio: “I think Paul Rudd’s personality would work really well for me.”

Me: “IT’S NOT…okay, who would be me?”

Rio: “I want to say who I think but I think you might get mad.”

Me: “This isn’t a good start, but you have to say it now.”

Rio: “Meryl Streep.”

He was right. I got mad.

Love,

Bella