"Help me, I'm poor." |
"Wanna get wine drunk? We'll drink wine and eat fudge and talk about boys."
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M: Ok, let's take a break from the movie at 9 - I have to have a shower and then we can eat fudge.
Me: We're such girls.
M: Girls night!
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M: This movie is you but you have a better car.
Me: I'm more successful.
M: Wellll...you were...now you live at home...
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Remarking at the part of the movie when the main character - aka me - is playing tennis: "This part wouldn't be you becuase you wouldn't play a sport."
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After he told me he was going to pay for my breakfast the next morning and I asked why: "Because you're poor and sad."
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Speaking TO the clean eating fudge I made (it's so delicious! Find the recipe here) as he eats it: "I'm such a fatty. That's enough, this is it. I hate you, I hate you, I hate you..."
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"This movie is all you, every character!" (Thanks big brother...)
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M: She's wearing the bridesmaid dress! ...I'm so gay.
Me: No, she isn't.
M: Oh, good, that's less gay.
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"Being a woman seems exhausting."
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He was really getting into the movie at this point: "How is he the only cop in this town?!"
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"Jon Hamm is awesome."
(If you've seen this movie, you know how bad it is that he said this. In actuality, my brother is a really sweet guy. I promise.)
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"That's a sweet ass wedding thing. I'd get married in the water."
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K arrived later on in the night - and the wine - and was received very enthusiastically by both of us:
M: K's here!
Me: Hi K, do you want some wine?!
K: I'm going home.
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K: What'd you do all day?
M: Went to the gym, crushed the workout, no big deal.
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K: I can't wait until you get grey hair.
M: Why? Then I'll look like George Clooney.
(This was directly after he tried to convince us that he isn't conceited.)
Hope you enjoyed reading the latest escapade of my crazy family. I know I enjoyed living it!
Love,
M (the writer of the blog, not the brother!)
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