We're Not As Bad As We Seem...

(Our characters will be played by the two women in show business that are basically our alter egos. Naturally, I'm the Indian one).

I don't think it's a secret to the five (ok, three) people that read this blog that SM and I are pretty strange. In a hilarious way, naturally (she's by far much funnier than I am - the exchange below will prove that ten-fold!). We can always count on each other to put a positive spin on the indiscretions we make as we go about our daily lives (and there are MANY for both of us). The conversation below is a little snippet that isn't completely inappropriate to post online with my identity attached to it. Think of this as a precursor to the book and/or tv show that we will be writing in the near (or far - we can be pretty lazy) future. I hope you all find us as funny as we do.

SM: Bad Samaritan award goes to me today! Little kid's bead bracelet breaks beads everywhere - there's one right by my foot. He cries because he can't find all his beads! I didn't pick it up.

Me: LOLOL a boy shouldn't have a bracelet anyway

SM: Exactly and his mom shouldn't let him crawl all over the busy street car floor.

Me: That's disgusting; you were doing him a favour.

SM: I possibly saved this kid's life! I change my mind - I'm a hero not a bad Samaritan.

Me: He could have died from a disease. Ya you're a hero!

SM: I need a medal and a key to the city.

Me: At the very least.

SM: I should call Children's Aid on that mom.

Me: Ya and he could have choked on said beads. She's so lucky you were there.

SM: Aahh I'm such a good person

Me: You really are; we should all try to be like you.

And this is how we have developed a false sense of being amazing people - this is just a tiny example of the way we put a positive spin on being horrible people. But if you don't have a friend to support you through your good and bad moments, you don't have much!

Love,

M