Exhausted from getting up so early this morning. Decide to purchase refreshing bottle of Diet Coke from convenience store in building.
Excited to take in the caffeinated goodness. (Had no idea how to spell caffeinated. Love MS Word).
Cannot open Diet Coke bottle. Try to use pen to loosen cap. Does not work. Check outside of bottle to see if I win a prize for getting the trick bottle. No such prize.
Momentarily concerned about this being a poison bottle that someone has resealed.
Like the idea of it being a prize bottle more. Even more determined to get it open.
Cut finger when pen slips and finger jams into bottle. Yell out in pain quite loudly. Forget I am at the office.
Have one final knobby thing (you know how the the bottom half of the lid cracks open from the knobby things?). Think that this would go much faster if I didn’t keep stopping to document the situation for my blog.
Try the cap again. Honestly do not understand what the issue is.
Take it to E to see if she can get it open.
E gets it open no problem. Feel bad about my lack of strength. Also really wanted to make a big scene at convenience store and demand a new bottle.
Face feels weird. Hope there is nothing to the whole poison bottle theory.
On the other hand, would get out of the gym tonight if I get poisoned.
Drink bottle of Diet Coke really fast.
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